Because I can.
Random pokemon generator: randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one pokemon per question
4) Tag at least one person when you're finished
EDIT: There was no number 5 so I changed it. (in case anyone was wondering about the comments or something...)
0) This is you
1)This Pokemon is your best friend
More hell yeah!
2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
3)This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
Who's better at geological science than a Rock Pokemon? 8D
4)This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
... Now where's my fireproof suit?
5) This Pokemon is your boyfriend/girlfriend
Eeeewwww! How on Earth?!
6)This Pokemon is your Ex
7) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
Now I really need to watch what rock I smash...
8)This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
You won't escape from my Dark powers!
9) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
That would explain why I couldn't sleep...
10) This Pokemon Punched your Mom
May I know how...?
11)This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
What do you need my shoes for? You're a f***ing Water Pokemon!
12)This Pokemon died by your hands
13)This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
14) This Pokemon is your loving pet
I've always wanted to have a haunted sword as a pet! 8D15)This Pokemon is your Dentist
At least he's... warm...?
16)This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
I tag no one.